Sorry, folks, but Price's Advices and Tom's Tips is no longer being updated with fresh, new questions, or -- for that matter -- with stale, old questions. It's been an interesting couple of years. We've had a few highs and a buttload of lows, but it's never been boring. A waste of time, maybe, but never boring. Thank you to all of the loyal fans who have been coming here week after week to read the incoherent ramblings of two losers from Findlay, Ohio.

We may return some day, maybe not. We're putting together a mailing list to keep people informed about what the future might hold for Price's Advices and Tom's Tips. If you'd like to join, just send an e-mail to Price at price@priceandtom.com.

Next time you find yourself yearning for a "big-as-your-head" bean burrito, think of us. If you absolutely must have a Price and Tom fix, check out our archives. But from now on, if you're looking for crappy advice, you'll just have to go find yourself a high school guidance counselor.

Good night, everybody!