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- January 5 Roommate tips, and the tangent to end all tangents.
- December 29 We speak to a common probl, and examine the most influential thingy ever.
- December 22 While Galileo spins in his grave, people like Pauly Shore are running scared.
- December 18 An evil dwarf plans to upset the drinks of the world, and Price and Tom make plans to par-tay on Spring Break.
- December 15 We witness an historic moment, and we plead pathetically for our own deaths (again).
- December 11 Price: The Schizophrenic, and Tom: The Quitter.
- December 8 See Price: Cultural Anthropologist, and watch as we belittle a complete stranger.
- December 4 Spam, and something else.
- December 1 Bill Gates gets his. Plus, who do voodoo? Tom do!
- November 24 After watching Tommy have fun with rhyming, watch a flashback to Price's less-than-stellar employment history.
- November 20 A question about a sucker, and hate -- lots and lots of hate.
- November 17 Fun in prison, and Tommy's fan mail.
- November 13 See "Rhombus: Portrait of a Serial Killer," and view the multitudinous sources of our collective misanthropism.
- November 10 Nothing worth mentioning.
- November 6 We rate the thespians, and get a disturbing glimpse of marital bliss a la Price.
- November 3 Candy Corn. SEVEN. Just read it and you'll understand.
- October 30 We pit two incredible forces against one another, and Tom goes continental.
- October 27 A legend speaks from beyond the grave. Also, the weight of the world saps all compassion from our souls.
- October 23 Tom learns about the love that dare not speak its name, then we contemplate the end.
- October 20 Tom begins to crack while Price gets a brief, horrible glimpse of Casa de Tommy.
- October 16 We explore ways to waste the time and money of millions, then take advantage of the generous philanthropy of a geriatric.
- October 13 Learn Wookie, then learn why that Satan fellow is so unpopular.
- October 9 See the enormously damaging psychological impact of chicken on Tom, your Psychic Friend.
- October 6 We give lessons on question writing, and we dig into the seemy underbelly of the shadow government.
- October 2 This week, we're looking for a few good competitors and for the dark secrets behind one of America's favorite breakfast foods.
- September 29 We toy with a nutjob, then toy with conspiracy theories.
- September 25 A stalker? Holy Moses!
- September 22 See Price and Tom: Comic Book Heroes, and watch us ponder the emptiness of life without TV.
- September 18 We tell some guy how to keep the spice in his love life. Plus, we die.
- September 15 Hot stock tips, and a guy who has even less to live for than we do.
- September 11 Oh, Canada!
- September 8 Learn about the rich, full lives we lead, and meet a postal worker.
- September 4 Tom's dream. Some guy's nightmare.
- August 28 Fun with typing, and fun in Findlay!
- August 25 How to talk to your man! How to go real fast!
- August 21 We're stalked by a madman, and we explore future possibilities.
- August 18 Price has delusions of grandeur, and we teach you how to be crafty.
- August 14 This week, a little geography lesson. Plus, we sink to a new low.
- August 11 A marriage proposal? What the heck?
- August 7 We tackle a classic paradox, and we tackle a classic paradox.
- August 4 Price and Tom are temporarily replaced by two faceless losers. Hilarity ensues.
- July 31 We examine differing means of earning funds.
- July 28 How to make a fool of your wife, and how to destroy your friends' relationship.
- July 24 Back hair and gay muppets. Need we say more?
- July 21 See Price and Tom: Terrorism's Worst Enemy. Then, we (almost) unravel the threads of society.
- July 17 We get all Freudian, and we address (for the last time, we hope) a lingering concern.
- July 10 Learn the meaning of brotherly love, and see our own personal take on the movie Face/Off.
- July 7 We taunt the psycho a second time, and Tom gets a brief glimpse of a clue.
- July 3 We ponder the meaning of maturity, then we taunt a psycho.
- June 30 Tommy has a flashback, and we get stumped.
- June 23 See us talk about our favorite pasttime in the world, then see the bat lady sing.
- June 16 This week, it's Price and Tom: Matchmakers Supreme.
- June 9 See Price and Tom: Job Counselors. Plus: fan mail!
- June 2 We assist a kid with a horrifying defect, then we address an oddly familiar issue.
- May 26 See Price and Tom go global, then see the ghost of a man who isn't dead.
- May 19 We find a link between methane and manliness, then we bite the hand that feeds us.
- May 12 See Tom lose it (again) and hear from a victim of our advice.
- May 5 Watch us bring back a life from the edge of insanity and See Tom get all literary and stuff.
- April 28 We reminisce about our active childhoods and once again, a situation makes Tom cry.
- April 21 We focus on the myriad problems imposed on society by grape juice and cheese.
- April 14 We blithely disregard fanatical enthusiasm, then tackle one of the great mysteries of the unknown.
- April 7 Get a real answer (but not from us) and learn the secret of our success.
- March 31 Price wings it all alone.
- March 24 We dispense travel tips and Price throws a fit.
- March 17 Nothing happens worth mentioning.
- March 10 We ramble aimlessly and Howard comes back for a special visit!
- March 3 After a long search, we've finally found a bigger loser than us. Plus, we look at middle-aged redneck love.
- February 24 We attempt (unsuccessfully) to answer a real question and help save a life (or not).
- February 17 Price cooks and Tom cries.
- February 10 We imagine a future without floss and rail against proclaiming the obvious.
- February 3 We tackle illegal immigration and a habit that never fails to disgust and shock.
- January 27 Get some gardening advice and baseball tips.
- January 20 We reminisce about our swingin' undergrad days, and deal with A.M. halitosis.
- January 13 We offer home improvement advice and discuss a dog who could be a Clinton Cabinet member.
- January 6 We ruin a guy's car and a girl's relationship.
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