Bogus Awards

Stuff What We've Won

October 31, 1998
CRAPCO Comedy Connection

We think the name says it all.

July 23, 1997
Worst of the Web

In a grammatically baffling review, one guy said: "My advice is to don't follow these guy's advice."

August 19, 1997
Cool Central Site of the Hour

Yes, the hour. I guess we weren't good enough for "Cool Site of the Day." Actually, we probably weren't.

August 19, 1997
USA Today Hot Site

"An advice column that's gone horribly wrong." Our brief flirtation with fame.

I don't remember when we got this
Critical Mass Award

Frankly, we're not sure what this award means or why we got it.

I don't remember when we got this one, either
The Devil's Favorite Site

Kudos from a site that's so patently offensive on so many levels that even we refuse to link to it. That doesn't stop us from featuring the award, however.

December 31, 1997
Geocities A-List

From our salad days at Geocities. They said, "Price and Tom mouth off on nearly everything ... like a mix of Click and Clack, Dear Abby and the Shell Answer Man." Well, we don't know about that, but later they did mention the word "disturbing." Now that's right on the money!


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